I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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