I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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