Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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