dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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