guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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