just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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