One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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