how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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