so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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