5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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