Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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