and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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