the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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