I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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