Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
