I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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