I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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