New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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