I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize