i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
