marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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