Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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