is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hippo gnu deer
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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