Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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