On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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