Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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