Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
