Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
