yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize