Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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