Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My ATM looks so different sober.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I am available for nakedness
All I want is dick and wine.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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