plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
