so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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