I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Randomize
