I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Say something about gay babies.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm just crazy horny about you
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
