Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
handjob tips. give me some.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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