I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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