Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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