Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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