I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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