My Higher Power is John Stamos
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
This is the high leading the old right now
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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