the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
