Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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