My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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