Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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