I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
i now understand why vodka
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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