some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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