she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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