I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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