There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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